Well, I did it again. The hair dye thing. The advertising says "Covers just the grey for a natural look". Porcupine Road Apples! It is not blond, It may have covered only the grey. Unfortunately for me it is black. I know whenever someone uses the world suppleness, if that is even a word, they are jamming something toward my butt.
So I have a black beard, mustache, eye brows and just a touch of black where the grey used to be. Good thing it is HOLLOWEENIE. I will not need a costume. I can walk around as a color blind moron with dark eyes mumbling and drooling,"blond, it was supposed to be blond."
I could have shaved the entire mess off, and I still may. I have never been very good with the vanity thing. I was thinking I should try to look a little better, feel younger and be thinner. Strike one, two and three in five easy minutes. I should have taken a fast ball to the goiter. My thyroid has been acting up anyway.
So, I am at work trying to look lighter shade of pale. I had the light off but Joe said my teeth were glowing and just drawing attention to my sad self. I hate Mondays and the holiday season.
So I have a black beard, mustache, eye brows and just a touch of black where the grey used to be. Good thing it is HOLLOWEENIE. I will not need a costume. I can walk around as a color blind moron with dark eyes mumbling and drooling,"blond, it was supposed to be blond."
I could have shaved the entire mess off, and I still may. I have never been very good with the vanity thing. I was thinking I should try to look a little better, feel younger and be thinner. Strike one, two and three in five easy minutes. I should have taken a fast ball to the goiter. My thyroid has been acting up anyway.
So, I am at work trying to look lighter shade of pale. I had the light off but Joe said my teeth were glowing and just drawing attention to my sad self. I hate Mondays and the holiday season.
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