Friday, March 4, 2011

Friday Science - Forensic Science

This is the crime scene, Anywhere, America.

A Ratus Ratus is found decapitated in the front yard of 245 Cresky Circle, Fish Lake, Indiana.
It was a particularly gruesome  crime scene.  No blood trail, no tracks, no leads.  Just death!

The yellow control tape is looped around most of the acreage.
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Tinkerbell, the black Lab is stunned by the violence.  "Ruff, buff,fuff,buff, buff. (translation:This used to be a nice yard, this may aggravate my restless leg syndrome) "buff,buff, duff, ruff puff (My name is Tink not Tinkerbell, I am not a puff)


Picture found at the scene.  Is the victim one of the rodents in the picture?  With no feet or arms, probably not.  Send it to the lab.  Must be a family of mutants.

Officer Gutierrez is canvasing the neighborhood for any witnesses.

                                 Sargent Clemente has no comment.

The coroner report states that the rodent died of decapitation.  But not from a cat that was seen chewing on the neck at the scene.  The wound has traces of  keratin from a Norweigan Blue.

Sargent Clemente:  Call the FBI, it the serial killer.  The Parrot has struck again.  And find out who those rats are in the picture.

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