People keep asking me, "Where were you ten years ago?"
I was at work. Where am I now, at work. Some things never change. That is as it should be.
I usually answer, "Prison!"
Really?, they say.
Yep, I used to work as a flight instructor and I charged all the foreign students from Saudi Arabia and extra fuel charge when I would give them instructions on the simulator. I just kept the money. The school had me thrown in jail.
Everyone believes me. Then they get angry, then they say, What?
I was at work. Where am I now, at work. Some things never change. That is as it should be.
I usually answer, "Prison!"
Really?, they say.
Yep, I used to work as a flight instructor and I charged all the foreign students from Saudi Arabia and extra fuel charge when I would give them instructions on the simulator. I just kept the money. The school had me thrown in jail.
Everyone believes me. Then they get angry, then they say, What?
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