Thursday, December 8, 2011

News of No Interesting facts


COLTON, Calif. (AP) — Police say a naked, 300-pound bodybuilder savagely beat a Southern California couple at their home, leaving them in critical condition.

I have seen these "crazed naked body builder" stories before.  They all involve drugs and roids.  The most interesting part of the story was that it took four police, two stun guns and six hand cuffs to control the dud.    Is there a sound track?  I am sure it was caught on the POPOCAM but I want sound.  This should and will be on COPS sine day.  I saw the episode with the two naked college girls dancing in the front yard sprinkler of an old couple.  The elderly couple were pulling up a lounge chair when the police arrived. The two male police immediately called for "female" backup.  Now that is news.

The family that was beaten by the bodybuilder was just trying to get in their house and King Kong grabbed them, tossing them about.  They will have a story to tell the rest of their lives.  That is maybe even worth a beating.  That is what we should do with the people in prison for murder.  Give them steroids, cocaine and caffeine and let them go in Pakistan or China.  The Mayans used to drug up in preparation for battle.  They would eat Llama testicles mixed with coffee beans and all wrapped in a Coca leave.   Sort of a testicle wrap.  They could fight until dusk even injured.

This naked guy should not go to prison or the court system of California should not waste any money on the guy.  He has enough problems.  His hair if falling out, his liver is bad, he will get some sort of testicular cancer and he has no relationships with people.  He has a cat and a dead cactus in his apartment.  Or is that a dead cat and a cactus?

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