Friday, May 27, 2011

Friday Science: Hormones

How do you make a hormone, don't pay her.

Our ugly dog has his balls dangling for another week and then the N word.  There have been two female dogs in the neighborhood that have been inviting him over for a little action.  The problem is his stupidity.  He forgets where he lives, he whines all the time and he fights with dogs bigger than him. Betty Lou is getting out tonight

The vet, a neutered beast himself with chubby cheeks and a thinning hairline said, "I don't know if that will calm him down or not".  I said "Well, you can crack him on the head while you have him under anesthesia if you want?, maybe that will work".  This week he is much more calm and not whining at all so a smack in the head is probably not warranted.

Hormones are really cool.  Ask Barry and Manny, it cooled off their baseball retirements.  I will wager people will be discovering new hormones (biologically active chemicals) for hundreds of years.  They are fractal and fractals keep going and going. 

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