A Women’s butt appears smaller while sitting on a motorcycle.
If an animal‘s pile of excrement is nearly as large or larger than your own, it will make a lousy pet.
Finishing a difficult task is not the same as finishing a simple task.
Only women can become “hysterical” - Plato
Nothing is free, except God’s Grace, whatever that is. It is like the burning bush. It is a simple statement but very hard to explain and grasp.
The best car to own is one that starts every time.
Global Ignorance is far more prevalent and dangerous than Global Warming.
Gun Control and a Safe Sex are in the same barrel.
A woodpecker’s brain is all mushy.
Men who say they are not confused most of the time are liars.
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