My reviews
Mad
Max, I never can watch movies with titles like this. I cannot
believe he is still mad. What is he mad at. Maybe they should have
called it Furry Road there there would be something to be mad about, a road made of furs.
Bridge
of Spies. Give Tom Hanks the award. He knows what love is. The title
is a rip off of "Bridge of Sighs" by Robin Trower so there is that.
The Martian. No, I just watched a rerun of "My Favorite Martian", now that was acting.
Ryan Gosling, no, Micheal Keaton, really? Maybe if they were two homosexuals trying to keep a job, now that would be a movie.
The Big Short. This title is too confusing. So is the suspense of the movie. Not enough violence.
Brooklyn.
It is about immigrants and hope. Never make it with about a third of
the people in this country because as we all know immigration is a
socialist liberal bent and hope is anti-fascist-conservative hooha.
Another third cannot see it because they are working three jobs just to
afford to go to a movie. That leave a third of the country which is
comprised of whinny dints who will watch anything as long as they have
their phones and can be rude in the dark.
Best
screenplay should go to "The Nutcracker" which is about a college frat
game where frat boys and girls have a contest to make pledges crack up
and quit school.
Best Sound Track would have gone to Bridge of Spies if they would have use Trower's stuff.
Best Adult Animation in a Useless Category would go to "The Ice Princess warms up to Ivan" which is a story loosely based on Catherine the Great.
Best Host in a Reality Game Show would go to Drew Cary for the host of "Sewer Bowling for Homeless People"
It was a slow year.
