6:47 a.m. Driving to work
The
company provided smart phone rings. I answer it. Yep, this is the
Emperor. What? There is a noise coming from Lab 1484! What
kind of noise? A buzzer kind of sound? Was it a sound or a noise?
Oh,
a sound, Call Joe, he is in charge of sounds. I am in charge of both
sounds and noises but he is better with sounds. No, of course
I am kidding but I will be there in about twenty minutes so, if the
SOUND is bothering you, call Joe and he can look into it. Yep, OK,
later.
Jeezo
Peezo, I am not even at work yet and the calls are starting. Maybe I
should turn around and go home, then call in sick or at
least get some more coffee? I wonder if I can charge overtime for
that?
This
is just a really average day in the life of the Life Science support
personnel tucked away in the Space Station Processing Facility.
Our equipment hick-ups and squelches in all manner of contortions. Our
CO2 Incubators emit a dull beep when they are hungry for more Carbon
Dioxide. The ISSES (International Space Station Environment Simulator)
chambers send out stealth messages all night
long notifying us of status, anomalies and failures. We have monitors
for refrigerators, freezers, water purification system, humidity, room
temperature and many other possibilities. All of this equipment funnels
electronic email and texts to our smart phones
giving us a never ending stream of data to compile and worry about.
The phone customizes the sounds so I know if it is a notification from
the chamber or a warning from the ISSES controller. I have a separate
ring tone for emails and phone alerts. My ring
tone for chamber high temp alarm is "Smoke on the Water". The tone
for "Everything is OK" in the growth chambers is "Lazy".
7:30 a.m. Walking in the building
The
facility manager is walking past me and says, "Did you take care of
that alarm thing in you Central Lab?" What alarm, the noise
or the sound? I don't know, it is your alarm. I only have two
possible answers here. I could say, I took care of it and he might
say, Well, it is still buzzing. I would then say, I thought it was an
alarm now it is a buzzing? The facility manager disappeared
down one of the many hallways. I loudly emphasized that "I would take
care of it". My first major decision of the day is whether to take the
elevator or the stairs. My office is on the second floor but I have to
climb two flights of stairs. Since I am
on the first floor, would that not make it the third floor? Sometimes
it is just easier to take the elevator. Someone joins me in the
elevator and I punch the button for the third floor and the second
floor. As the door opens my phone rings again. It
is the Children asking if I brought donuts. The Children is what I
call the people that I work with. They have a youthful attitude and I
appreciate it.
Once
I reach my desk I have the second major decision of the day. I have to
remember my password, not that password, but the other
password. It is criminal to write a password down which would allow
the Chinese or some Crimean slave trader to break into my system.
Interestingly enough and soon there will be approximately forty foreign
nationals in the off line labs in support of the
next SpaceX launch. I guess I will have to throw away all my password
notes before they arrive. Not bad, I got in the system on my second
try. I click to my mail appointment book. This marginally friendly
tool runs my day. I see that I have a Safety Training
class at 9 a.m. Damn it, I knew I should have gotten more caffeine. I
meet with the electricians at ten, and there is a 45 percent
construction review of the new lab at 2 p.m. at the north end. I may
just make it through the day. I need to keep my mouth
shut at the Safety meeting, no volunteering for anything and I will be
OK. I think I need to find Joe before it gets too far along.
The
phone rings and it is Procurement, they want to know if my need date is
good or can they have a few more days. I explain that
I do not pad my due dates and I need it in my hand on "that day". I
was surprise when she said, "OK, thanks". I may have padded that due
date but I was not listening all that carefully. Note to self: I need
to work on that, Listening more carefully I
mean. As I was walking to find Joe I remembered that he was going to
be testing a system for a CoFR. (Certificate of Flight Readiness) As
his backup on many things, I should be there to watch him. Wait, Safety
meeting.
9 a.m. Safety Meeting
Even
though I kept my mouth shut, I was volunteered as the new hurricane
coordinator for the lab operations. So much for keeping
quiet.
10:30 a.m.
Third
major decision of the day is what is up for lunch. It is an hour from
now and I want to keep my options open. I left my soup
on the kitchen table so I do not have anything to eat. I thought there
were some cookies left over from the Sam's Club guy but someone beat me
to them. I finally found the electrician and we discussed the
corrective action on some voltage issues in the labs.
He claims there is no problem and I assured him there was a problem.
He keeps saying, "no problem". I asked if running new wires would
help, he did not answer me. My phone is ringing and I can tell it is a
freezer monitor telling me it is too warm. I
go to check on it and it is a defrost cycle, no critical science is in
this freezer and I will check it after lunch to see if it cooled down as
it should.
I
just received some emails on my phone giving me part numbers and
vendors for some chemicals needed for the SVT (Science Verification
Test) next month. I will try to get them in the procurement ordering
process before lunch. At least I can finally sit down.
11:30 a.m Lunch.
I
found a packet or Ramen Noodles in the back of my desk. Two minutes in
the microwave and I can savor lunch. I take my first bite
of noodles and the phone rings. It is my boss asking me if I sent him
the spreadsheet with the budget purchases for last year. I said, I
think so, last year but I would send him new estimates for next year if
he wanted that. He said, OK what are they?
I said, "Oh, same as last year." I love doing that to him. I emailed
the spreadsheet to him with updates also. I think as crazy as my job
gets, his is worse because he gets it from the top and the bottom. The
noodles hit the spot.
11:45 a.m.
There
are some people wanting to get into the labs to check out back flow
preventers. Now this is the first time I ever heard of anyone
wanting to check them. I was impressed. They had a list of rooms that
had these back flow preventers in them and they had this device in a
briefcase that could tell you if one was "bad". All of my preventers
were "OK". Great, that can go in my weekly report.
My preventers are preventing nominally.
12:30 p.m.
Catching up with Joe on the CoFR.
1:30 p.m.
I
have to check on the status of the vacuum pump I ordered a month ago.
It was not time critical but the other pump we have is getting
squirrelly so I should check on it. My computer refreshed itself so
now I have to use my super-secret password and badge to log in. What
was that password again? It has something to do with the Beatles. The
third try was a charm, I am in. Crap, I have
to see if a car is available to drive to the north end for the 45%
review.
2:00 p.m. 45 % Construction Review
Everyone
but me is late to the meeting. It was a very informal meeting so it
lasted almost an hour and a half. Everybody at this
meeting seems to know everyone else. I am the new guy. There are
engineers, electricians, plumbers and QA/QE people. It is a big ole
family gathering like Sunday afternoon at your Aunt's house. There is a
guy that sounds like my aunt warning my mom not
to put so much pepper in the coleslaw. There is a man telling a story
that reminded me of my uncle Cooter talking about hunting quail with a
Labradoodle. I never know when those kinds of meetings are finished or
when I can leave? The meeting unofficially
adjourned and it really just moved out into the hallway. I snuck away
down the stairs.
3:45 p.m.
Ah,
finally, do the time sheet, review the calendar for tomorrow, turn off
the Lava Lamp. Say good evening to the Children. I just
got an email asking me about some power outage in a building I have
nothing to do with and do not even know where it is. I asked to be
informed of outages in my area but I guess I get them all now. I just
got another email from the Center Director saying
what a good year we are having.
4:00 p.m.
I
am walking to the car and the phone beeps, chimes, rings and buzzes.
Those are my "end of the day everything is OK" notifications.
I have to check them before I leave the parking lot in case one of the
buzzes is an anomaly. I get three more chirps from my smart phone
before I get home. I walk in the house, the dog seems happy to see me;
the cat is spinning by her bowl which means she
is out of food. The rest of the family is nowhere to be found. There
is a note on the stove precariously close to the burner that tells me
dinner is ready except for the rice. Sweet basmati, the rice will be
done in about five minutes. I eat dinner in
silence and alone. The quiet is calming. I lie down on the bed and
start thinking about sleep.
